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Decaffeinated

by: onitboss (Send Feedback)

Series: - No Series - #1
Chapters: 001 Word Count: 307
Rating: TEEN
Character(s): Ziva David, Timothy McGee
Category(ies): Humor
Pairing(s): - No Pairing -
Summary: Someone goes without their coffee and there are witnesses to the result.

Chapters: 1

It was proving to be one of those days. You know the kind that you wake up and the alarm never went off. You’re already well past when you usually awake. The shower water just doesn’t want to heat up, forcing you into one of ice falling down on your yet to be caffeinated body. Don’t forget that. The coffee…to run out of your favorite brew on a Monday morning is the work of the something greater.

A stop a Starbucks helps ease some of the caffeine withdrawal from the night. Gibbs even considered, for the briefest moment, to just substitute with his bourbon. He couldn’t do that. Not with Vance lurking about. Stepping off the elevator, he had his face set, expressionless, yet – if you knew the man… I mean, really knew the man, he was not in a good mood.

So there I was at my desk…

McGee, I was there too…

Yes, you were. However Ziva, this is my story to tell. You may take claim to the pictures…

Okay!

So, where was I?

Gibbs just got off the elevator with his coffee and in an expressionless bad mood, yes?

Right. So who would you suspect to be the first victim to his rage?

Tony of course.

Negative.

No?

No. Believe it or not…Abby.

No!

Abby already had two Caf-Pows and was all over him before he went to lock her in the elevator and send her back down to her lab.

What about Tony?

Tony is next. He was reading his PlayBoy magazine again and had his usual.

And?

Gibbs handcuffed him to his desk and took away the magazine.

And that was when I got in – late – and Tony was using his lighter to heat his poptarts because he couldn’t get to the breakroom. Whoa...

Chapters: 1

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